hmPH

i hate you........ i hatE YOU KEI! BAKA!

p.p.p.s

i got dat burn "swallow and suck" from pohdiehpieh

eVERYTHING IS ON FIRE

AUTHOR-CHAN RETURNS TO THIS EPIC FUCKEN BURN OH DAMN BRIANNA SUCK THAT - I mean swallow, - FUCKEN AMAZIN. KEI U SASSY ASS SASS MASTER 69. DAAAAAMN B O I. EVERYTHIN IS ON FUCKEN FIRE. KEI IS ON FIRE. DAMN BOI

p.p.s

do you even know pajak's  birthday???????

well,

if it makes ya feel better, i don't suck, but you don't either, you swallow. oooooooooooooooooooooo dat burn

hMf

I went to the beach with Pajak, kei. Thas where he sufred. I swam and he surfed. And guess what, we got ice cream as well Kei. Suck it!!!

what the fUck

pajak what the fUck you don't even surf???

-anonymous

Pajak Log 2

Hi it's Pajak. I don't know what to write here but... um.. I went surfing yesterday at the beach

Brianna Fab Log Update 3!

Hey guys! It's Brianna! Guess wut? I went 2 the pet shop and my dad bought me a white fluffy cat! It's soooo cute! i nmed her ribbon .... So cute omggg!!! Im going 2 the mall with my friends again, we"re gonna go shopping!!!1! I bo ught nailpolish! ! i"m gonna paint mi nails purple!!

ok so your dad

ok, if trump isn't your dad hitler is -?

no i didn't

fuck no why would  i do that i got better things to do, i got homeworks and tests to do, brianna stole my laptop anyways ugh. sTOP FUCKIN LYIN BRIIANNA STOP YER SINS. ...................................................................................................................................................................-sincerely, kei

Trump's not my dad!

Kei hacked the laptop! He made it look like Trump is my dad. Ugh, baka.. yeah i stole author-chan's laptop ok?? - KEI (((( Hmph, stupid Kei. I wouldn't have Trump as my dad. My dad's much better. baka!!

hehehe

hey guys,,, yes, i stole kei's laptop again. it's brianna, daddy did a great job doing his work! now it's just me and pajak, well there's still kei but daddy will help me get pajak alone ;) here's a picture of my lovely daddy

#saveauthorchan2k16

pls halp
brianna is tryin to kill me

shit

brianna's dad (trump, it's truuu) hired a guy to kill author chan holy fuck someone save author-chan

fuck

author-chan's dying

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAT BURN

Author-Chan response to Brianna

who's yo daddy? trump? is that why kei calls u trump 2.0?

fabrianna p.2

yeah, i stole kei's laptop, but stop claling me trump! :( you'll make me sad and you won't like it when i tell daddy!

ugh!!! brianna is sad :(

hey it's brianna, i stole kei's laptop once again. so, AUTHOR CHAN YOU NAMED THIS BLOG SO YOU CAN GET FAMOUS BY THE FABULOUS BRIANNA SO RESPECT ME. KEI THE NON-NORMAL ONE SO U GUYS SHOULD GET ON MY SIDE, GO TO MY GMAIL AND LOVE ME WITH FANMAILS (BRIANNA.HANA@GMAIL.COM) YEA. PAJAK LOVES ME MORE ANYWAYA, AUTHOR-CHAN JUST INCLUDED KEI IN THE BLOG BECAUSE SHE'S HER FRIEND LIKE WTF

LISTEN UP KIDS.

y'ALL
yA GOIN INSANE ALL U KIDS GON CRAZY.
NOT U PAJAK BUT KEI AND BRIANNA.
ESPECIALLY BRIANNA. WYD SENDIN ME THREATENIN EMAILS TO GET THE PAKEI LOG DOWN AND MAKIN MORE PANA LOGS  U EVIL KID

author-chan is dying

hey guys, brianna almost killed author-chan because author-chan didn't want to delete the Pakei log. i told you she's fucken trump 2.0

Pakei's FUCKEN LOG

heyy it's me again, with another ship -pajak ... - yeah, it's us, author-chan let us be together, pajak didn't like it being shipped with brianna anyways. -kei ...

PaNa Log p.1

HEYYY!!! IT'S BRIANNA AND Pajak. Hi - Pajak Author-chan made us do a log together. With this guy. - Brianna. What should we talk about? - Pajak Anything that's not Kei. - Brianna Um.. Okay. You say the stuff and I'll just go with the flow. - Pajak. You should be more confident, Pajak. Hmph - Brianna Sorry.. - Pajak WAIT NO IT'S OKAY PAJAK IM SORRY OMG - Brianna damn boi - author-chan Usually Kei always pops up.. Wonder where she is - Pajak Oh she's off limits from this log. Kept her out. - Author-chan Anyways, Pajak's a good surfer! And I'm a good swimmer! We're going to the beach this Saturday!! - Brianna I'm excited to see dogs in the beach - Pajak Is that it? - Brianna No, not only that, I also want to surf and hang out with you but I also want to see cute dogs. - Pajak

fabrianna

hey guys, it''s me brianna, i just stole kei's laptop but who cares, ugh. i wanted you all to know that i changed my name to fabrianna it's great, yeah ;) i'm sure pajak will love it, hehehe

Brianna, Kei, and Pajak Info

hey there. It's author-chan. I will sketch Kei, Pajak, and Brianna. For now, here's some details on their appearance, their personalities, likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc. They all wear normal Japanese school uniforms. BRIANNA Appearance: pink long pigtails, green eyes, pink stockings that reaches half her thigh, purple ribbons, pink nail polish, white converse shoes. Personality: She's pretty clingy to Pajak, a tsundere, nice to her friends but dislikes Kei and some other people. Not very friendly, however. Above average intelligence. Favourite subject at school: Arts Favourite food: Sushi Favourite drink: Pink lemonade (idek???) Favourite colour: obviously Pink. Hobby: Swimming, singing. I'm reALLY GOOD AT SINGING! - Brianna KEI Appearance; black long hair, purple trainers, short fucken nails, brown i guess eyes personality: kinda weird, pajak's very good friend, BUT I FUCKING HATE BRIANNA, i'm a good friend, by the way. favorite subject at school: lunch favorite food: chocolate, especially from pajak *wink favorite drink: water (pls don poison me brianna thanks) favorite colour: black like my soul hobby: why do you fucken care - Written by Kei. Pajak Appearance: Brownish black hair, brown eyes, black sneakers, wears a sweater most times, sometimes wear glasses, Personality: Nice, friendly, funny, DOESN'T LIKE KEI - Brianna, Smart, Favourite subject: Science Favourite Food: Anything edible Favourite Drink Tea Favourite Colour: Green Hobby: Surfing

Author-chan is pissed.

kEI HOW MANY LOGS DO U HAVE TAKE TURNS WITH PAJAK AND BRIANNA i know right uhg such an attention seeker - Brianna No, actually it's okay I don't mind. - PAjak yOU don't mind anything!!!!1! - Brianna cal M down kids o k ok so logs talk about yourself and other stuff you want. Just daily updates. Not an I-Hate-Brianna update log!! geez

kEI'S FUCKEN LOG update 3

hey............i've calmed down.

kEI'S FUCKEN LOG update 2

hey guys i just broke in author-chan's laptop, so, i guess i'll talk about myself................... i FUCKEN HATE BRIANNA SUCH A BASIC BITCH

kEI's FUCKEN LOG update

hey geys its fecken kei stop it author-chan i wont send it to your gmail ok plss dont support brianna, she's fucken trump okkk bye guys Wait, Kei. You have to write a log about yourself ya know. - Author-Chan

Brianna FabLog Part 2!

Hi gusy!! I bought a new scrunchie today, and new stockings!! I Went shOpping!!! i bought cutr pink stockings to match my hair!! I love it!!

kEI's FUCKEN LOG

HEY BITCHES IT'S FUCKEN KEI sorry that was brianna FUCK ok thanks for letting me write in this blog author-chan

Pajak Log Part 1

Hi. My name is Pajak. I don't really know what to say so I'll just introduce myself. My name is Pajak, like I said before. I'm a pretty simple guy, I like kEI Sorry, Kei went on my laptop. Anyways, I like food. Any food is okay with me, that's yummy and edible. I have a Samsung phone, I don't know what to talk about so I'll just go with the flow and mention my phone brand like Brianna. I nearly couldn't read her entry log. Kei has to write her entry log as well right? Ah, I'm going off topic. I'll just talk about more some other time.

Brianna FabLog! Episode 1

Hii!! It's Brianna. I'm gonna talk about me!!!!! My name's Brianna Hana. YEah!! Hana as in Flower because I'm pretty like them. I'm 13 I guess. YEah. I've been good friends with Pajak for a while, bUt it's not like I love him!!! Baka!!!p MY FAV Coloru is pInk, like my hair. MY FAV food is sushi because its nice and yummy but I always wathc my weight so i"m prepaRe d!! I have an iPHone 6+ to take faB selfies of ME!!!! ANyWAYs!! Love yoU guys!!1 ps i doNt wanna talk abOUt keI because shes not as fab as me. hMf

what the fUck

what the fuck, pajak just texted kei like wtf why the fuck does pajak want to be with kei holy fuck, shut the fuck up auTHOR, there's a reason why you named the blog "brianna" it's because you want ot be me, fabulous, unlike kei. fucking assholes, i hope you people know that pajak is mine -brianna yes brianna cal m yr ass down ok ok we named this blog brianna for humourous purposes, - seomthin u dont have - ANYA WAYS ys kei loves pajak and i know they texted like several times. yes i knO w cHIll takE a chill pill ma'am. plus call me author chan u disrespectful lil shit i created u - author-chan

yes

hey guys it's brianna kei's biggest rival ohmaigot i noticed something psjsk vsme kei ahs ger67 thoupfunf skils -kei

Pajak Loves Who? INVESTIGATION TIME ep. 1

PAJAK LOVES WHO? INVESTIGATIOn TIME EP. 1 PART 1 Who does pajak love? THat's the question Kei asks herself. "Must be me." is what she thinks. Well, maybe not. Pajak, a young boy, must have a crush, am I right? Yes, of course. This is normal for young school people. Well, Kei thinks it's her. At least she hopes so. Her rival's name is Brianna. She's a young tsundere. Yep. Tsundere. Well,,, she's Kei's biggest rival. She loves him and hates Kei. Same goes for Kei, she hates Brianna and loves Pajak. Stay tuned to Investigation Time for more on this topic!

Inner Zen

everyone has their iNner zEn, and we must activate it. Here are some gr8 steps 2 activate yer zen.. 1. light a scented candle. 2. worship it 3. use your capit capit hands. guaranteed to get ur inner zen and not summon a demon.

get the fuCK oUT KEI