yo yo yo this cringe aasss is baack

kei is back with her now-asexual-ass liking someone other than pajak for the first time in three years!

blob..

Brianna walked over to the doorstep, since someone rang the doorbell. "Hmm..." Brianna opened the large doors, there was a box on the doorstep. "OH MY GOD, IT'S MY NEW MAKEUP KIT!" She excitedly picked up the box and ran to her room. She sat on her pink, velvet bedsheets. "So excited!! I'm gonna vlog this!" She picked up her video camera and placed it in front of her. "Hey guys!! So look what I got!! My new makeup kit!!" She ripped open the tape on the box and pulled it open. The box fell over, it moved by itself. "Eh?" Brianna looked at the insides of the box. "OMG!!" A hideous, pink blobfish rolled around her expensive silk bedsheets. "DADDY!!!" The fish was shocked as well at the sigh of the screaming teen. Her tears were running down her face, with streams of black mascara. The fish scurried away in shock, falling off the bed to her soft, pluffy carpet. The fish flopped away around the ground and wiped it's slimy exterior all over the carpet and ground. It draped itself in Brianna's clothes on the ground and hid. Brianna shrieked so loud, it was like it came from the depths of hell. "DAD!! MOM!! HURRY UP!!! COME HERE!" The blob fish ran at Brianna's direction and got on her leg. She screamed more. Kei, who was watching from outside was laughing, she grabbed the video camera and ran out the house.

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OH YOU'REHAVING FUN

populartity

i'm not here fo r populartity, unlike kei

What Happened by Author-Chan

Pajak held the two long pieces of paper in his shaky hands. Kei or Brianna? Who would come and watch his idol with him? He reconsidered those two. Brianna isn't a Shawn Mendes fan, she doesn't like music much. Then, if he had asked Kei to watch, she would hate him and do bad things to him and her. Kei, however, likes Shawn Mendes as well and would love to go, she'd feel sad if Brianna went and not her. He picked up his backpack from his chair, "Alright." He quickly types a message on his cellphone. "Hey, meet me at the rooftop." He clicked the send button and watched the message send to the girl. A few minutes later, he was greeted by the girl he sent his message to.
"Hey, Kei."

Pajak log.

Hi. It's Pajak. Um, I don't know what to write here but I got tickets to see Shawn Mendes! I got an extra one but I don't know who to give it to. Brianna said she wants to but she says she loves his song "Switches". That sounds a little too desperate. Maybe I'll give it to Kei. She likes his songs too, but Brianna will kill me. Here's what happened the other day, I went to her and asked her about her opinion on Shawn Mendes. She asked why, I answered that I really like his music and she answered, "I LOVE SHAWN MENDES! HIS SONG 'SWITCHES' IS SO AMAZING LIKE OMG." So I think she was faking it to seem nice in front of me? Dunno. Hey but, I got tickets, so everything is fine! It's coming up this weekend so I better make a decision soon.

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